Thursday, January 18, 2007

Realtor Beige

Beautiful, elegant "realtor beige" (or as I refer to it as white) living room softly padded you could walk around in your bare feet and curl your toes up, carpet.

One 6 year old potted plant just watered this morning, gazing out towards the south-easterly facing sky, hoping and praying for a glimpse or two of some sunlit rays on this frosty winter morning. Hoping to open up her glimmering leaves, to enhance her moistened roots.

Two boys ages 5 and 2..............

THUD!

Poor plant. Poor Realtor beige carpet. Poor mommy.

Is it wrong to want to stick your two children tush down into the mound of dirt?

The mound of dirt that has sullied your elegant curl your toes under and sigh plush carpet? What's wrong with that passing image of reprimanding? After all, who's the one that ultimately ends up spending 15+minutes cleaning up the gosh forsaken mess?

Welcome to Crusty beef.
I am in need of some hormonal weaning.




9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great Blog!! love the idea. I am sue it is a great way for you to use your creative mind and also get stuff of your chest

UD said...

Eliz:
Good luck with this endeavor! I'll contribute as regularly as possible.

CRUSTY BEEF said...

Thanks Anonie and UD, I appreciate your kind words. Anonie, your mention of "sue" has me concerned.

Nickster said...

Hey liz,
Nickster.. i like the little blog.. i am sitting at my desk getting a visual and I can see myself planting my tuss in the creative mess.. Now the thing is let them sit in it.. but will it hit another spot when they sit somewhere else?....

Anonymous said...

we landed on the moon!

CRUSTY BEEF said...

Yes we did APOLLO 11, yes we did!

Bagel Blogger said...

Welcome Elizabeth to the blog world, don't turn around, go straight ahead...

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Visit: Bagelblogger

CRUSTY BEEF said...

will do Bagel blog, will do. Thanks for the tip! Best wishes to you as well.

austere said...

Crustyyyyyyyy!
A YEAR!
Its been great getting to know you!