This joke was emailed to me from my best friend, Dana. I have to say it's pretty darn funny:
Who Wears The Pants!
Larry was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, "Larry, let me tell you something...on my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, here - try these on." She did and said, "these are
too big, I can't wear them." I replied, "exactly, I wear the pants in
this family and I always will." Ever since that night we never had any
"Hmmm," said Larry. He thought that might be a good thing to try, so on
his honeymoon, Larry took off his pants and said to Karen, "here - try
these on." She tried them on and said, "these are too large, they don't
fit me." Larry said, "exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I
always will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Larry. She said,
"here-you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
Karen said, "exactly, and if you don't change your smart ass attitude,
you never will."
And they lived happily ever after.
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