Sunday, September 23, 2007

Boys and The Bees

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears.
"Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.

If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."


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Is it 5 o'clock somewhere?

14 comments:

Cheryl said...

Of course, my kid thinks that us older people don't 'do it.' Are we really that old?

JYankee said...

im sure that ALL kids think so. i couldnt have imagined my parents...well.. you know...eeewww.. LOL

SOUL: said...

if only that poor kid knew it was one or the other ...if ya know what i mean my crusty.

i'm here to catch you!!!!
and smoke with you
and eat some of that grub you hubby just bought !
i haven't been to the store and we have nothing. again. which is stupid, and you know why... but i seem to be paralyzed.

talk about bein in a zone. i'm like a zombie.

i did post your award..thank you..
lets smoke!

CRUSTYBEEF said...

GO BEARS!
Always,
Crusty

Watching game, I'll catch up with you all in a few! As always, thanks for popping over.

CRUSTYBEEF said...

BEARS Halftime..tied..smoke break..

we may have to take Sulli to the ER...huge swollen bite LLQ.
No fever, no red streaks, but he's complaining..We have Calamine lotion on it..

Always,
Crusty~
I took pics of it on his belly lower side. poor baby Sulli Bulli. He has bites all over, and we have NO CLUE where he got them from!!

austere said...

Oh.
I hope he's ok?

SOUL: said...

how is he.. how are YOU, what'd they say?

let us know. soon.

if you feel up to it, i'm smokin and chokin.
in the HOUSE.
cmon

Portia said...

:o

SOUL: said...

how's the sulli?
how's the crusty?
wussup?
smoke?

Dave said...

Okay... that's way too funny!! LOL

Anonymous said...

lol!!!!!!! Hilarious..

SOUL: said...

crusteeeeeee??????
smoke?

austere said...

hullllo?

David Kim said...

Funny!