I've got one hour until the scheduled outage.
But that's alright, because I am feeling just lousy...
My friend Pam showed up late last night so I am just exhausted being up all night with her.
She brought with her a rather large suitcase that I always have to carry in when she's around.
She always sticks around for at least 7 days, and annoys me with her food cravings and nasty habits.
She makes me cranky, short tempered with the boys, and naturally when she's over visiting that impacts Bigdoggs and my, um, shall I say, "quiet time."
She's not reliable at all.
(I don't know why I continue this relationship)
She says she'll be here at a certain time, and sure enough, she doesn't show up. Something ALWAYS comes up. She'll have me on pins and needles worrying when she doesn't show up on time.
She plants herself firmly in one place and will continually nudge me-painful nudges, mind you-for at least the first few days. I know she's here, why the need to bother me even more with gut bubble punches or ruptures? Sometimes she'll nudge me clear in my back, near my kidneys.
If she messes with my belly button, she's toast-and I'll get rid of her quickly.
She makes me feel overly conscious with her physical insults and I can never put on my favorite jeans when she's here.
She ruins everything, Pam does.
This visit has been worse than the usual ones. But I'll be the better person, stop complaining, and instead of discouraging her habits, I'll do my best to look to the bright side of things. To find my closest friends good side...
Welcome To Crustybeef~
Damn it Pam-you've disrupted my household once again. I'm not too happy, but I'm too damn nice to stand up to you. What good would it do anyways? You'll still come back...