I cawwwed like a bird last night, while in bed, and then when the bird songs were completed, I busted out in some serious laughter..
But the problem is, I don't remember doing that at all.
I was out cold.
Apparently after Bigdogg got over the initial shock factor from the Call of his Wild Bird, he found it quite funny and had no problem happily telling me the story, first thing this morning.
The funniest part?
He thought I was awake, and this was my way of attempting to 'make a move' on him.
At 2 in the morning.
We've been together for 9 years, if I have to suddenly start bird calling in the dead of the night in order to be intimate, we have an issue.
I guess if I am in the mood going forward, I'm going to start cackling like a bird ready to get it on in Spring time. Meanwhile, upon the concluding call of the wild, to begin laughing hysterically for a few minutes.
That would definitely cue the other partner that someone's ready and willing.
Bird calling and Bizarre Laughter that would stir you out of your REM sleep.
Suddenly the problem with sex and married couples solved, compliments of bird calls and giggles.
I told him it could have been worse....
I could have painted my face like a clown.
He doesn't like Clowns.
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I guarantee the next post will be the pictures of our Lego Trip.
Beyond that, yes, I know, I am bizarre, but this??