Get Your Kicks On Route uh, 65

What do you think is the worst thing about traveling?To clarify, I mean, traveling with children.

What I mean is traveling across states with children that are ages 6, 3.5 and 1.5.
Go ahead, try and guess?

Nope, not the, “Are we there yet?”
Nope, not the, “Mommy, I gotta go to the bathroom,” either.

I packed a bucket, a big BLUE BUCKET, and toilet paper, they can use that if need be.WAIT! I have sons; we can pull along side the road for their bathroom habits.
I’ll use the bucket and paper.

After stopping and swallowing a laxative, I mean, stopping at a McDonalds in Lafayette, Indiana to eat a burger and francais fries, you could classify that as “worse things traveled,” but thankfully they host bathrooms that smell so purrrrrdy, so even that is manageable.
I would know, I went twice in one sitting. Don’t believe me? Ask the bdd.

No, the worst part about traveling with children, is being stuck, parked on route 65 for over 2 hours not moving, with zero capabilities for any wireless connection. I tried many times to get a connection.
Nothing!!

Except a reminder that the battery on the laptop is draining quicker then the muck that was once food cooked from McDonalds digests and makes pretty yellows from my tummy. My highest speed I managed to achieve, while sitting out in this area on Route 65, was about 1.0mbps.

So, this is presently being typed in a word document, as our boys sit and view movies on their entertainment system Obviously you are reading it which means I gained access, and that means that we stopped finally at a hotel for the night.

Most likely because I had to use the bathroom again.
Don’t believe me?Ask my girlfriends from my Arizona trip.

Anyhow, here we sit. For over two hours.
Not fun.
Bigdogg hops out of the car to have a few smokes before the accident that must be the cause of this, clears up.

We’re moving now. Slowly.
So, back to our travels and fun road trip.
Welcome to Crustybeef~We are having a fun time so far, even if I had to use the bathroom in McDonalds twice.
What can I say; I have “bathroom issues.” I really do!! My doctor would like me to have a colonoscopy, but instead I’ll take a stool enhancer. I’ll wait before I pull a Katie Couric and air my bum insides on blogland TV.