HE: "So, did you see him at all? Or just the girls?"
HER: "No, he popped in to look around to view the damage and future game plan as far as the work goes, but he spent all of maybe 3minutes and it was strictly work chatter. Nothing personal."
HE: "So, did you remember to look at her hands?"
HER: "Yes, I did when I was checking out today, you're right, she does have man hands."
HIM: "She's having a boy, huh? That's probably a good thing considering both of their types of personalities."
HER: "It will be a precious looking baby, with her big brown doe eyes, and her dark features."
HIM: "Yea, but look at her personality, she's just a little bitch."
HER: "True, but look at his, He's not Mr. Niceguy either...That could mean a very aloof baby."
HIM: "I wonder what nationality they are.."
HER: "She's Mexican, and He's German."
HIM: "So, If I were Carlos Mencia right now, I'd have to say the baby will be a Burman."
HIM: "Where are you when I'm watching Carlos Mencia?"
HER: "What are you TALKING about?"
HIM: "Carlos Mencia, how he pokes fun at his own heritage, calls his closest friends and family, Beaners."
HER: "Sure but he's allowed to do that because he's Mexican..you shouldn't say that.You're not a Mexican. You're only allowed to make fun of your own "types." Because it's considered racism when you say that sort of thing. What is a Burman, anyways?" *(Sounds like brrrr-man)
HIM: "First of all, FREAK, I'm just talking with you, and I'm not calling her a beaner, I simply said if I were Carlos Mencia that's what he'd say. You know me, I'm not a racist, for gosh sakes, I'm Jewish."
HER: "Well, I still don't think it's nice to make slang about cultures, or heritage, cause then it'd be right for people to refer to me as a Shiksas, which isn't a very nice word according to your mom. It's not my fault that my parents didn't raise me jewish, they raised me from what they learned growing up."
HIM: "umm, okay."
HER: "Well? Whats a Burman?"
HIM: "considering that you totally just killed the mood here, a Burman is what their baby will be..."
HER: "What's a-"
HIM: "Chill there lady, a Burman is part Beaner-Mexican, and part German. Strictly thinking the way Carlos Mencia would."
HER: "You are terribly funny. So, that would make our kids, what?"
HIM: "jermanish."*(Sounds like Germ-in-ish.)
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Nothing beats a conversation with my Bigdogg in the evening hours as we sit outside enjoying our last smoke of the night. The kids "sleeping, it always amazes me the things we can talk about. Sometimes I think we'd make good candidates for a replacement show stemming from 'EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND. But with a Jewish twist to it.
And Carlos Mencia?
Bigdogg watches him when he catches him on tv late nights. He's funny in a not so funny way..so by all means please don't think the Bigdogg is a disrespectful person, actually, he's the complete opposite,but!! with a fabulous sense of humor!!