Thursday, April 24, 2008

It's 10am..

It's 10am,...
and I have a Pre-Pam (Dnutz, LOVE IT!) headache, my moods are right near the rear of a Donkey, I've had to de-funk Ben, yet again, and Sullivan refuses to poop in the potty.

Thus resulting in constipation.

That's a cocktail for STAY THE HECK AWAY FROM ME UNLESS YOU WANT A RASH OF INTENSE NEGATIVE ENERGY!

I hate it when I get in these fowl moods.

Welcome TO Crustybeef~
Pre-Pam.
These are the days where I long for alone time. All I need now is for someone to tell me that this is just part of what life is like as a Sahm! Oh and a massive explosion in a 3almost4 year old, tush.
Whoops, I smell the explosion.
I guess he's no longer constipated.
Time to go de-funk his ass.
literally.

10 comments:

Brad said...

Not sure I completely understand but I think I get the jist of it. Sorry love - feel better soon. Good luck with the funky butts

JLee said...

oh no!!! My daughter did the same thing when she was 3..she would hold it and not go in the potty, then be miserably constipated! Those were the days....lol
Everyone seems to be in a funk lately. It's going around, darn it.

JLee said...

almost forgot
((((HUGS)))))

Cheryl said...

You got me laughing Miz Eliz. I'm telling you I never had poor or vomit or flu or any issues like that with Emily. I got lucky. And I love my alone time. Now.

austere said...

Aww.

A cuppa.

And a hug.

Kelly Jene said...

Sounds like you need the punching bag I coulda pounded last week. Oh boy! Well, plug thy nose and count to 10.

A million times.

Big ol hugs for ya!

Foster Communications said...

Sounds like you need some ice cream, or a stiff drink! Hugs to you!

Portia said...

I wish we were closer, I would steal you away for a girls night and a martini or whatever you like. You just seem so classy so I said martini;) I hope things improve as the weekend comes around!

Susan said...

My son did the same thing CB - his pediatrician called it "withholding stool"...I called it a pile of sh*t!

He decided to NOT withhold his stool once in the middle of a mall..I never knew a 3-year-old little boy could hold that much crap within his bowels.

throw-away-towels

Gypsy said...

Oh dear...all women should have at least 5 days straight alone time once a month for the good health of all concerned. Big hugs for the way you're feeling and commiserations on the funky butts.