Thursday, April 03, 2008

PARTHENOGENESIS while Exercising Naked

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.(Naturally that makes sense!!)
There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. (Because you cannot marry a virgin in Guam!)
Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
For every ‘normal’ web page, there are five porn pages.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
“Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. (Now I know where the cartoon Itchy and Scratchy came from!)
“Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium!
Male bats have the highest rate of same-sex copulation of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. (is that because the wife walks in on them?)
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. (hmm, you'd think it'd have been a dish of Saganaki (flaming cheese) instead?)
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. *Do the math!
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier. (sorry, that's a sad fact if you ask me, but true however pathetic)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Snakes have two sex organs.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t. (See, I always thought it was those that read those silly novels that needed the extra read because it was lacking in reality...)
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (Okay so maybe male baldness can be cured by the thought of sex constantly? Oh wait, don't they already do that?)
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.

Welcome To Crustybeef~
Just some sex facts for you, compliments of Google. I was searching the Internet instead of reading because BDD was busy constantly shaving his beard and I had misplaced my romance novels.

Now it can't always be about mom drama and poop leaks over in CB land, right? A little change up is fun every once in awhile. Speaking of change up, have you read up on that new Cubs player?
Any chance they hired him because of his last name?
Not another Curse, I hope! Bad enough they forgot the apostrophe with EBs statue.
I'll let you Google that.

17 comments:

Andrew said...

You know I still read you everyday. The bad thing about Google Reader as it can make you a lazy comment giver on your favorite blogs. I thought I would balance out my karma today and say hello. Your comments always make me smile and I responded to your Mickey D's question on my blog.

fiwa said...

Holy cow - that was certainly an eye opening post! :)

Well, must go, need to head over to the library for some romance novels.

lovins, (TIC)
fiwa

CRUSTYBEEF said...

andrew: i know what you mean..which is the only reason I haven't done the google reader thing..I'm a freak..I may get behind on leaving comments to people here, but I love leaving comments in the blogging world. Hello back! I love karma! You sound GREAT!! 135, baby!

Fiwa:
Danielle Steel! You just never know what you'll find here...anything from poop, to poems, to worries to stories with a bit of sassofrass inbetween..how's that for spicy? :)
Tlc back atcha!

Always,
Cb

Tink said...

Fantastic list Crusty!

Kelly Jene said...

That was a fun and somewhat eye opening post, Crusty! No wonder Roggie's beard is so big! lololol

Waterfalls!

Diane Vogel Ferri said...

An always fascinating subject - for men I wonder -why don't they get over it? (That could mean sex or poop) but they NEVER do!

SOUL: said...

hmmmm....very interesting crusty. and i thought i was bored today :))
laterz

The Window Watcher said...

**Raises Eyebrows**

If it's true about that baldness comment, I'll never lose my hair.

Golden To Silver Val said...

I wanna be a pig....and live in Hong Kong. A ticked off woman could kill with her bare hands....no problem.
The info about the Dolphins made me smile. Wonder how they know ifs for enjoyment...maybe the post sex cigarette and "after glow" gave it away.

austere said...

Great title, Crusty.
Mills and Boon or Danielle Steel?

CRUSTYBEEF said...

Tink: Poor Peter Pan...he would have loved life if only he had left Never Never land!! :)

kelly: Waterfalls and clippers!I love your new pic of the little hedgehog. :)

Diane: you've been chatting with my BDD haven't you? :)

Soul: hahah...hows that for a SMOKE AND CHOKE? :) It's friday now, yea!

TWW: A pseudo CHV's tomorrow!! around 2!!!

Goldengirl: I know, I thought the same thing, how do they know that dolphins enjoy it? Unless they did some brain scan...the part that warmed me was the Swan bit..awww...and I thought only Ducks mated for life.
oink!

austie: STEELE!!! I keep seeing hotel deals near you..:) hahaha.

Always,
Elizabeth

abbagirl74 said...

You always make me smile! Love it!

Summer said...

I'm celibate. Maybe I should start reading romance novels? I least I could keep up with theory.

Foster Communications said...

I'm glad I'm a human and not a turkey....then again gotta give props to the lions! And the swans are sweet.

I tend to read romance novels when I'm NOT getting any. Huh....The man I'm dating always seems so scruffy lately....

Palm Springs Savant said...

My oh my crusty, that is some public service you just provided today!

Gypsy said...

Good grief, who knew?

Portia said...

:D

Wow! Awesome use of google:)