Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.(Naturally that makes sense!!)
There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. (Because you cannot marry a virgin in Guam!)
Sex burns 360 calories per hour!
Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day.
22% of American women aged 20 gave birth while in their teens. In Switzerland and Japan, only 2% did so.
For every ‘normal’ web page, there are five porn pages.
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
Turkeys can reproduce without having sex. It’s called parthenogenesis.
In India it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitute than buy a condom!
“Formicophilia” is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals. (Now I know where the cartoon Itchy and Scratchy came from!)
“Ithyphallophobia” is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
When swans go on a date, they’ll put their heads together. Then they stick together for life.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It is 10 times more effective than Valium!
Male bats have the highest rate of same-sex copulation of any mammal.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
The word “gymnasium” comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means “to exercise naked.”
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
85% of men who die of heart attacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives. (is that because the wife walks in on them?)
An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. (hmm, you'd think it'd have been a dish of Saganaki (flaming cheese) instead?)
The greatest recorded number of children one mother had was 69 children. *Do the math!
The world’s youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25% of women think money makes a man sexier. (sorry, that's a sad fact if you ask me, but true however pathetic)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
Snakes have two sex organs.
Women who read romance novels have sex twice as often as those who don’t. (See, I always thought it was those that read those silly novels that needed the extra read because it was lacking in reality...)
The average person spends 2 weeks of its life kissing.
The Ramses brand condom is named after the great Pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.
A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. (Okay so maybe male baldness can be cured by the thought of sex constantly? Oh wait, don't they already do that?)
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Donald Duck comics were once banned from Finland because Donald doesn’t wear pants.
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Just some sex facts for you, compliments of Google. I was searching the Internet instead of reading because BDD was busy constantly shaving his beard and I had misplaced my romance novels.
Now it can't always be about mom drama and poop leaks over in CB land, right? A little change up is fun every once in awhile. Speaking of change up, have you read up on that new Cubs player?
Any chance they hired him because of his last name?
Not another Curse, I hope! Bad enough they forgot the apostrophe with EBs statue.
I'll let you Google that.