If you walked into the bathroom and saw your tube of Vagisil sitting out on the counter near a still wet Sponge Bob toothbrush, would you worry?
Would you touch the tip of your child's wet toothbrush to see if it held any sort of "vag" on it?
Then I remembered:
Jackson can read. No way would he have mistaken Shrek Toothpaste for the pink small tube of itch cream. I would have heard any single one of them scream out in holy terror, "MOM!! I can't feel my tongue cause the toothpaste tasted weird!!"
Oh, yeah, and the fact that I had taken a Tylenol PM due to a booboo on my big toe (fractured it). Sometime during the night, I woke up feeling the effects of what antibiotics will do to the female body, and I guess after a bathroom visit, I didn't put the tube back in it's proper place.